January 2012
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Class discussion in english class last year.
Guy: How bad could having a period be!?
Girl Classmate: Let me stab you in the stomach 10 times and just let you bleed
Girls: *snickers and nods in agreement*
Guys: O.O”
Teacher: O.o
So sexy! <3
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Pagkatapos nito, tapos na. Sana.
March 29, 2004.
Nasa bus tayo. Nanlalamig mga kamay ko, kasi alam ko, uno lahat ng grade mo sa mga subject na binagsak mo nung first sem. Sabi ko kasi, sasagutin kita pag naging uno lahat ng grade mo. Gusto naman kita, pero, natatakot ako? Kasi, first boyfriend kita kung sakali e.
Pero nakangiti ka, at nawala takot ko. Naging tayo, kahit na alam ko, patay ako sa magulang ko kasi bawal nga ang...
imagine if this happened.
*meeting your favourite band member/idol*
You: Hi, I'm-
Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
**I'd be the luckiest girl in the whole wide world. *swooooooon*
pammieomana replied to your photo: I’m wearing your shirt, @pammieomana!! hahahahaha!…
Hahahaha ui paano napunta sayo yan???
Hahahahaahahahaha! Limot mo na! Adik ka. xD
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Manlandi ka hangga't gusto mo.
beben-eleben:
Basta ba single ka at single rin ‘yung nilalandi mo.
me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: hahA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOUR WIFE FUCK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH
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Anong flavor ng Ice Cream ang favorite ng mga...
beben-eleben:
Eh, di CHO-KARATE!
naturallyyqifted:
jenn-n-juiice:
blazin-finatic:
Rack City, BITCH !!
ctfuuuu!!!! lmfaoo I NEED AIR !
ONFG LMFAOOOO ; she is witt ittt lol
— I normally do not reblog stuff that is already popular like this.. but anyone that has A GRANDMA LIKE THIS.. I GOTTA!!!!!!!
PLEASE “Like” our NEW FACEBOOK FAN PAGE
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Once we get 1000 likes we are...
tryshtedreamer:
band member: hey what can i sign for you me: just this piece of paper here please band member: ok cool **signs** me: thanks band member: wait was that an adoption paper me: nO BYE band member: WAIT me: NO band member: SECURITY me: BYE
Up and down we go.: Dear Customer who stuck up for... →
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…
it’s worth reading. :)
100 Book Reviews for the Avid Reader: “I have... →
readingavidly:
“I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter—-“
But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for…
EDWARD CULLEN...
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAA
December 2011
32 posts
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For the second time in two years, I'll be ending...
It’s not so bad.
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Life is funny sometimes, it can push pretty hard, but if you look close enough...
– One Tree Hill (via julie911)
How sad I thought. How sad to have to cry about a boy on such a beautiful Sunday...
– Seventeenth Summer, Maureen Daly <3 (via quote-book)